a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(Source: niallhortonhearsawho)
May
17
- Disposing of a body is fairly easy, as long as you’re not squeamish.
- Body language is just as, or more important than words
- It is far more useful to say ‘I made a mistake, I’ll try to do better’ than to say ‘I’m sorry’
- If you fuck something up, try to fix it
- If you can’t fix it,…
May
12
I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”
Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best
YESSS THIS POST IS BACK
May
12
v-is:
New goal in life
love this
I bitch about my life constantly, i should quit it so i can enjoy it more
May
12
Wtf I want this track
i hate tracks but where the hell is this one. thatd be sweet!
(Source: trackrunner619)
May
12
Apr
24
![prettygirlfromvirginia:
mostlymediocre:
crawling my way to the end of this semester
the most accurate depiction of how i’m engaged with school right now.
[screams internally]
So close yet so far.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/e5aac4cb344e0b345af3d4568379c320/tumblr_ml9zl7Cg0T1rs1siso1_500.jpg)
crawling my way to the end of this semesterthe most accurate depiction of how i’m engaged with school right now.
[screams internally]
So close yet so far.
(Source: elvishness)
Apr
15
Two adorable small pandas playing in the snow. Photographer Josef Gelernter
These pandas are happy because they are in snow.
Apr
10
OH my god you have no idea how many times people have asked me if I have children since the age of 17. I would get so pissed because it would always be from those subtly racist people.
Apr
5
